Monday, August 31, 2015

1John Stewart: Your Last Moment of Zen The Good Men Project

John Stewart: Your Last Moment of Zen The Good Men Project .

/ by Michael Carley

“So I say to you tonight, friends: The best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So, if you smell something, say something.”–Jon Stewart, in his last episode of the Daily Show. _____ Jon Stewart ended his sixteen-year run on the Daily Show recently to accolades from all quarters. Politicians and media personalities alike, most of whom he’d criticized over the years, came out to wish him well. The show will now be led by relative newcomer Trevor Noah, who will hopefully continue Stewart’s tradition, but will likely seek to make his own mark as well. The influence of the Daily Show extends far beyond the ratings, which were never high. But young people flocked to the show and many used it as a primary news source. This fact has often been criticized. A satire show– a fake news show–is a source of news for millions? But in reality, it is, in some important ways, better than most traditional sources. The reason for this is that the Daily Show does what the media should do, what they are supposed to do: hold those in power accountable. When a politician changes positions and doesn’t want you to know it, the Daily Show shows clips of the conflicting statements. If she makes a claim that is simply counter to the facts, she can count on being skewered in front of a national audience. Political gridlock is continually exposed on the show as are self-serving political and media power brokers. No one has been safe from Stewart. Fox News naked partisanship was a common target as was CNN for its ridiculous–and generally ineffective– attempts to dazzle us with technology and inane blather. One of the best moments came in the wake of the financial crisis when Jim Cramer of CNBC came on to defend the performance of the financial media which had not only missed the crisis, but had helped hype the very behavior that caused it, especially among the largest banks. The piece showed that Stewart, who could be silly and sink to the lowest denominator when it served his purpose, was among the most intelligent figures in the entertainment world. Showing a clip of Cramer’s comments during his role as a hedge fund manager, Stewart told him “I want the Jim Cramer on CNBC to protect me from that Jim Cramer.” Stewart was generally considered a liberal, but he would take on anyone of any stripe when the case presented itself. He went after congress as a whole during the stalemate over bills supporting 9/11 first responders and veteran health care. He’s taken Republicans and Democrats alike and with the same zeal. Perhaps Stewart’s best moment came, not on the Daily Show, but during a segment on CNN. The show Crossfire had him on as a guest in2004. To their faces, he told the hosts that the show wasn’t just bad, but was “hurting America.” The show, which pitted guests and hosts from the left and right had become “partisan hackery” and “theatre” rather than debate. He begged them to stop the bickering and engage in honest debate holding politicians accountable. His appearance on the show is often credited with its demise, it being cancelled shortly afterwards. Unfortunately, the public memory is short because CNN brought the show back and it’s not an improvement. Both of these examples show what Stewart was best at: he was doing the media’s job for them. Their role, or at least part of it, is to hold accountable those in power, to show when they are lying, to explain to us that when candidate A says the sky is red and candidate B says the sky is yellow that in fact the sky is blue. The media fail at this job over and over again, sometimes because they are partisan, but just as often because they are trying to avoid appearing partisan, so they refuse to point out when one side or the other (or even both) are just plain wrong. This is why so many young people use the Daily Show as a primary news source. They, as fake news, do what the real news is supposed to do. They point out the absurdity of the political world and they do it not just with humor, but with brutal acerbic integrity Perhaps comedy can do this better than the media anyway. Mark Twain, perhaps America’s best known satirist, pointed out in his last novel, The Mysterious Stranger that laughter was really humanity’s “only really effective weapon.” He challenged us to use it more, stating bluntly that we “lack the sense and the courage.” Thank you to those who do have those traits. —An earlier version of this piece appeared in the Porterville Recorder on August 19th, 2015. ______ Photo credit: Getty Images The post John Stewart: Your Last Moment of Zen appeared first on The Good Men Project. TWEET VISIT WEBSITE

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Monday, August 17, 2015

How to Buy ANYTHING From a Yacht to a Pet Tige

How to Buy ANYTHING
From a Yacht to a Pet Tiger,

Finally ready to invest in that private island you’ve always wanted? We’ll tell you how
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One of the great things about modern society is that there are no longer any poor people. Just rich people and soon-to-be-rich people.

Regardless of our current station, we all go about our days secure in the knowledge that somehow, someway, we’re going to get what’s coming to us. Maybe it’ll be the lottery ticket tucked away in our back pocket, or maybe it’ll be that screenplay that we’ll get around to writing eventually. Who knows? All that matters is that it’s going to happen, and when it does, we need to be ready.

If you want to take a more proactive approach to making your first million, you'll need financial advisement. 

In anticipation of your inevitable riches, here are some pointers to get you started on a few of your more important upcoming investments:

Purchase a Yacht

One of the first things you'll want to do when your ship comes in is go out and buy yourself a ship. Or, more precisely, a yacht.

How much can you expect a floating status symbol like that to set you back? Well, you have to ask yourself how disgustingly rich you’re expecting to be. According to Rupert Connor, the president of the Luxury Yacht Group in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, customers with a net worth that’s only mildly nauseating can pick up a previously owned 60-foot catamaran for as little as $500,000, while those whose bank statements are truly repulsive can buy a 150-foot vessel for upwards of $10 million. (The world’s largest yacht—at nearly 600 feet—was bought for $605,000,000, but a million a foot seems a bit like overkill, don’t you think?)

That’s just the upfront cost of the boat. You can also count on an annual operating budget that’s somewhere between $200,000 and $2,000,000—for crew salaries, docking fees and maintenance expenses—depending on its size.

You’ll need to find yourself a reputable yacht broker, like Connor, to answer your questions and hold your hand through the buying process. Though, if you really have your heart set on a yacht, maybe don’t get too many questions answered.

“Anyone who was totally informed and thinking practically would not buy a yacht,” Connor explains, pointing out that yachting is a singular experience that’s more “magical” than it is pragmatic.

Acquire an Island

Now that you’ve got yourself a yacht, to where are you going to sail it? How about your own personal island?

You’d be surprised at how reasonably priced many small sub-continental land masses can be. Well, as far as geographically discrete tracts of land go anyway.

The Private Islands Buyer’s Guide currently lists Chandler Island, off the coast of Maine, for a mere $40,000. Granted, it’s deed states that it’s only "an acre more or less," but it’s definitely an island.

Or, if you’re looking for something a tad more tropical and roomy, you might want to check out this listing for Rangyai Island in Thailand. With 110 acres to yourself, it’s quite spacious. This one’s a little more expensive, at $160,000,000. But it comes with a source fresh water source, an electric generator, and a mobile signal. And you can probably talk them down to $155,000,000, on account of all the venomous centipedes.

If you're looking for something a little less expensive (or permanent), check out our recommendations for The Best Secluded Beaches in the world, from Menemsha Beach in Martha's Vineyard to Shipwreck Beach in Greece.

Adopt a Tiger

The great thing about owning your own island is that you finally have a place where your 800-pound Bengal tiger can roam free. You are planning on buying an 800-pound Bengal tiger, aren’t you? Because it would be a real waste of conspicuous wealth if you didn’t.

Unfortunately, your chances of finding a tiger cub in your local no-kill animal shelter or strip mall pet shop are pretty low, so you’ll probably want to subscribe to the Animal Buyer's Guide newsletter to get hooked up with some breeders in your area.

That shouldn’t be too much of a problem—there are estimated to be as many as 15,000 of the jungle cats kept as pets in the U.S., which is about three times as many as are currently in the wild. So, you know, it’s a thriving market. Maybe that’s why they only cost about $2,500 to take home. (If you’d like to upgrade to an Ocelot, you can expect to lay out a much more impressive $15,000.)

Don’t worry, though; you’ll have plenty of opportunities to sink cash into this unnecessary endeavor. They eat about 15 pounds of red meat every day. And you’ll need a comfortable enclosure. And a tiger-friendly veterinarian on call. And a nice, big, reliable van for transporting your pet back and forth for vet visits.

Whatever you do, don’t cut costs. Because big cats are so easy to obtain—many states don’t even have any regulations on the books concerning them, and permits are a piece of cake—lots of people get in over their heads, and then it’s the tigers who suffer. Do things right.

Oh, and expect to get sprayed with some urine. Because you’re gonna get sprayed with some urine. Probably a lot.

Hire a Personal Valet or Butler

While we’re on the subject of large, majestic mammals prancing majestically about your home, let’s figure out whether you’ll be hiring a butler or a valet. Do you not know the difference? That’s okay, not many members of the nouveau riche do.

Think of it like this: Mr. Belvedere was a butler, because he served and managed the entire Owens family household; Jeeves was a valet, because he served and managed Bertie Wooster specifically. (Or, for a more timely reference: Carson is the butler to all of Downton Abbey; Bates is Lord Grantham’s personal valet.)

Really, it’s just a matter of deciding your needs. If you’re going to fill your island estate up with servants in need of being kept in line, you might want to go with a butler. However, if you think you might get more value from a “gentleman’s gentleman” who can provide companionship and regular quantums of wisdom, get the valet.

Maybe you should just get one of each to be on the safe side. According to the International Butler Academy, you’ll likely pay annual salaries between $50,000 and $150,000 (plus room and board, benefits and four-weeks vacation) per man, depending upon his experience and qualifications.

You can find someone through various specialized staffing agencies, or you can wait for one to arrive on your doorstep unbidden to put your chaotic life in order, like what usually happens in the movies.

Install a Golden Toilet

You may think that you’ve purchased everything you need to live a life of royal decadence, but there’s one thing you’re forgetting: a kingly throne upon which to sit and attend to urgent business. If you’re going to be a rich person, you have to start thinking like a rich person. And rich people do not evacuate into porcelain bowls.

Realistically speaking, you can probably get away with some simple gold-plated toilet, like Kim and Kanye purchased. There’s a wide range of pricing, depending upon how much opulence you want your hopper to exude. After just a quick look around the Internet, you’ll find cans going for a little as $980 to as much as $42,000.

Now, if you don’t want to half-ass things, and you really want to get yourself a 24-carat solid gold crapper—like the one on display by the Hang Fu­ng Gold Technology Group in Hong Kong—you should start saving up now, because it’s going to cost you about $32,000,000.

Yes, that would make it the most expensive item you’ve purchased so far. But think of it this way: this is something that you’ll use every single day. If you’re lucky.

Not fancy enough for you? How about a toilet with an infrared sensor that can detect when you’ve left the room? Or an automatic deodorizer? Or a toilet made from real crocodile or python skin?

SWAG

Fillies Grab Top Five Spots at F-T JOHN OXLEY PUTS UP $300,00 FOR Session Topping Spieghtstown filly

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